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Friday, January 06, 2006

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut & Sometimes You Don't

Colorado Man Finds Condom in Filbert Nut

The Associated Press
Thursday, January 5, 2006; 8:39 PM

RIFLE, Colo. -- A bit of online searching helped crack the case of the condom in the filbert nut. Police chief Daryl Meisner said it appeared no crime was committed when somebody put the condom-containing nut in a bin at a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

"This looks exactly like what I found on the Internet," Meisner said. "The condom was new and unused, so it probably wasn't anything malicious. I can't find where any law has been broken." [SOURCE]

Posted by DA on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 01:27 AM in Current Affairs |

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